Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first..

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything gre….

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them..

I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone..

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos..

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure..

I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knucklehea….

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook..

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children..

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child..

Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time!.

we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education ….

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet..

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation..

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this u….

'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say..

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off..

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it….

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine..

There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. There still aren't enoug….

Some authority on parenting once said, "Hold them very close and then let them go." This is the hardest truth for a father to learn: that his childre….