You are more important to yourself than you think you are..

Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said t….

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it..

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath..

Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in..

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they'r….

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world..

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negative….

A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student..

How long can you tread water?.

Old is always fifteen years from now..

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children..

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds..

We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might be too much. So we said to God 'Pleas….

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice..

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble..

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't..

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy..

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any..

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling..

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The o….