Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them..

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic..

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity..

Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'..

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe..

When you tolerate intolerance, you're not really being a liberal..

I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies..

Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent pr….

The rebel army in Libya is just like 1,000 guys in Toyota trucks. The world is asking the question; can 1000 anti-government guys in pick-up trucks w….

You talk about 'Obama is going to herd us into FEMA brainwashing camps.' Maybe your brain needs a little washing..

When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over by people like eva….

It just seems like atheists are not included in the basket of diversity in America, which is odd because we are the biggest minority. That is a bigge….

The plain fact is religion must die for mankind to live. The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key deciscions made by religio….

When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I'm sorry, but your right to know is always ….

I'm against suing tobacco companies. I think abstinence is a perversion. I think Bush's lies are worse than Clinton's. I think Vegas was better when ….

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?.

And what is the Republican solution to these outrageous [racial] inequalities? There isn't one. And that's the point. Denying racism is the new racis….

A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that ….

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight..

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone..

Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired..