I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church..

Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate Pakistan's border….

It just seems like the culture war is over, and the gay kissers won..

New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely elected a black president,….

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot ….

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic..

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity..

You can't lie to kids about drugs. They know about drugs. You can't say they're just all bad. They know life is a little more complicated. I have nev….

Old Testament, is really one of the most wickedest books you'll ever come across. God is an insecure, rage-filled hybrid of Bobby Knight and Suge Kni….

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe..

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them..

Thanks [Donald] Trump for exposing evangelicals as 'shameless hypocrites'..

What we don't know is about Jeb Bush and cocaine. But we do know that he did once had his brother Florida on a silver platter..

If conservatives don't want to be seen as bitter people who cling to their guns and religion and anti-immigrant sentiments, they should stop being bi….

Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have is one perfectly good….

If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away..

When you tolerate intolerance, you're not really being a liberal..

Eric Holder, our attorney general, says the Mr. Snowden will be brought to justice. Just as soon as we can find someone who can track his calls and r….

Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I….

I don't know if [Barack Obama] saw the latest religion survey, but almost a quarter of the country are Nones. I don't mean the ones who hit me on the….

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater..