I'm worried about a permanent Republican majority. That's what I'm worried about for the future..

If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. ….

'The Lorax,'...it's a mythical, woodland creature, right, who's for saving trees. He speaks for the trees because no one else can. Kind of the way co….

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society..

I want to see riots! I want to see the kind of riots where cab drivers are afraid to pick up white people! I want to see this guy!.

I don't understand how the Republican party is the party with the reputation for fiscal conservatism and fiscal sanity, when they're the ones who run….

The president is not doing well with African Americans. His popularity rating - his approval rating - with blacks: two percent. Two percent. That is ….

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease..

Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don't pay attention..

New Rule: All Fox News employees must now refer to President Bush as "my liege". If they are going to treat President Bush like he's an infallible ki….

March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'.

My thinking is, government is really there to do the things that people absolutely can't do for themselves. And that's mostly involved with the thing….

There's more attention paid to entertainers than ever and less that they have to say. Not that entertainers were ever a great beacon of knowledge to ….

We take one group of people and we demonize them. Trying to turn people against our Muslim friend and neighbors..

Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first jo….

Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going..

In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to mak….

As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it..

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers..

I think religion is a neurological disorder..

The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover..