I don't know anyone less Jesus like than Christians..

New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the Reverend Ted Ha….

The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around t….

You can always tell when Obama's negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he's missing his watch and his lunch money..

John Kerry made a joke about Bush being a moron, and now Bush wants morons to think it was a joke was about the troops. ... Now, John Kerry has apolo….

To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge to the people out there that you put you….

Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times..

I'll clue you in on a secret: death is not the worst thing that could happen to you. I know we think that; we are the first society ever to think tha….

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma..

I doubt anything will really come of this lawsuit. First of all, it's a lawsuit. It involves a subpoena. And try to find a Republican who will be wil….

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'.

It's so easy to demagogue the issue and make someone who speaks out against the internal-combustion engine sound like an insane communist, when the t….

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?.

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins..

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have al….

Nobody in America who wants pot has any trouble getting it, so maybe that's why we aren't seeing support for legalization. People don't think it's ne….

People are very narcissistic. It's not all their fault. We live in a society where there is a magazine for you, a channel for you, a perfume for you..

People, especially the liberals, just live in this world where if anything is said that offends anybody even a little bit, not only does that person ….

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance..

You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are drinking the blood of a two thousand y….

John McCain, who once called Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson 'forces of evil', has now come out for teaching intelligent design. That is sad, when sm….