Did you see Britney Spears at the Video Music Awards? I don't want to say that that performance was a disaster, but after the show, I saw Rudy Giulia….

More astronauts have been to the moon than farmers who paid the inheritance tax in 2013..

Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There's no greater role model, in my view, than Jesus Christ. It's just a shame that most of the people who fol….

Recognition is one of the three big elements of comedy..

How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose?.

Rick Santorum beat Mitt Romney in three states on Tuesday. Got a huge amount of fundraising. That's the good news for Rick Santorum. The bad news: pe….

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention,….

Let's be honest, half the marriages end in divorce. For me, it's never made much sense. I have a girlfriend and I'm not interested in anyone else, bu….

Republicans look to find the future and they find radio..

In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency..

Tt just seems to be human nature to seem to want to posit in another human being, qualities that you must know, in part of your mind, that human bein….

The President said that Gold told him to invade Iraq. You see that's what happens when you mix New Testament and Old Milwaukee..

My generation didn`t face the kind of urgent, pressing issues that my parents did, who fought through a war and a Depression and know what suffering ….

I'm not defending what Cory Booker said. I'm saying I understand why he has to kiss the asses of the rich people on Wall Street, because there's no o….

African American Congressman Bobby Rush wore a hoodie on the floor of Congress to make a point this week. And they threw him out. They said a hoodie ….

People are either good or they're not. Religion doesn't make anybody good, I don't think..

In this country, a smart leader is suspect. That's just the way it is. Even George Bush's father, who was a lot smarter than the son, had to sort of ….

[Obamacare] was going to be the Republicans' big issue, and they're not talking about it because it's working..

I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better..

Americans are desperately, here on the West Coast, buying up and hoarding iodine pills... Isn't it great that in a land that is divided between conse….

We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop callin….