Occupation: Comedian Birth: January 20, 1956
Amazon has included me in an opportunity to provide top-shelf television-style programming live on the world's computer screens. To hold forth with t….
I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is..
If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that weakness….
This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo..
Rick Santorum said this week that his 12-year-old could out-reason me about God. Look, I am not about to debate a home-schooled 12-year-old. I have e….
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone..
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'..
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution..
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you.
So when I say we had been the cowards, yes, that's what I meant, we as a society. And that's everybody, including myself. I had been screaming about ….
Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool..
Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price..
Reverend Ted Haggard's followers still think he's not gay. I'm not kidding. In their world, there are no gay people. There are just straight people w….
I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing..
I don't believe in a lot of things from the Bronze Age, but an eye for an eye does make a sort of symmetrical sense to me. I really believe that if s….
Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?.
Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that..
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where rea….
The key to me, in religion, is just to treat it like it doesn't really matter. We have a Pope, we don't really believe him, we don't really listen to….
If you, the citizen, deliberately vote for someone who won't give you healthcare over someone who will, you need to have your head examined. Except y….
It's very well known that the Republicans have problems with minorities. The Democrats have big problems with white people. Obama only got 39% of the….