The "Power of One" is a slogan--not a goal..

I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I've only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it..

New polls show that Obama is now pulling away from Mitt Romney. And, of course, what could be more natural than to see Mitt Romney and pull away?.

Men are only as loyal as their options..

I feel like I'm wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected..

I hear a lot of talk today about xenophobia. Is it really phobia if you have something to be afraid of?.

Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex..

A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascist regime that monitors and scrutinized its citizens' everyday existence. And th….

Rush Limbaugh, who has made a career preaching that anybody who does drugs has got to go right to jail - do not pass go, no questions asked, right to….

To paraphrase the great Will Rogers, El Rusho never met a pharmacist he did not like..

When it comes to religion, we're not two sides of the same coin, and you don't get to put your unreason up on the same shelf with my reason. Your stu….

When you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have more in common with (Muslin countries) Turkey and Iran an….

Cleavage is to a man what power is to a woman..

Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'?.

The politicians are no prizes, but the people are even worse, they're so ill-informed. I never understand the pushback when I say people are stupid..

I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with a report..

I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor..

But I've often said that if I had – I have two dogs – if I had two retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet the dogs, which are pretty much the same….

That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho..

On the show, I do a very serious thing. And a lot of people have a hard time reconciling that with what I'm going to do after the show. They can't ge….

Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said, 'Marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what's ruining th….