Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who pa….

Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only ….

During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, this debate, the last debate and the next debate..

What is Kanye West's message? Like most rap, "I am the greatest person ever and you're not." I used to call it affirmative action for the ego..

I hear this all the time: 'Obama's policies aren't working.' He hasn't been allowed to put his policies into place..

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies ….

I said something recently about how the president [Barak Obama] should stop trying to placate the crazies and the right wing and the Republicans and ….

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president..

I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I….

I understand we're on our way to being a Third World country. Could we just stop at 'Second World' before we get there?.

It's supposed to be a good thing that he's got this dialogue started. To me, I think, I just took away something bad from it, because, apparently he ….

North Korea has the same ability to launch a nuclear strike against America as I do. It's like walking through a parking lot and getting barked at by….

The other guys are selling certainty. Not me. I'm on the corner with doubt..

In no way was I intending to say, nor have I ever thought, that the men and women who defend our nation in uniform are anything but courageous and va….

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain..

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree th….

Every time [Rand Paul] opens his mouth, it gets a little crazier. Today he angrily demanded that the liberal media stop quoting him in context..

I was just at the newly opened Creationist Museum in Kentucky.... And they have this exhibit of a giant dinosaur...with a saddle on its back. Because….

I'm more likely to not invite someone back for not talking. If someone talks a lot, I can usually shut them up and control them. But with people who ….

You can't get saved if you don't play..

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage..