Osama bin Laden put out a new video. The timing of this video has some people upset, three days before we vote. It looks like he's trying to influenc….

Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i know yo….

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'.

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Fami….

The public is gullible. ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth..

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid..

The unemployment rate is now at 9.2%, which is scary, because experts say 9.5 is the point at which people are desperate enough to consider Michele B….

Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can neve….

New Rule: I don't give two fingleberries and a McShit-all that Dumbledore is gay. I never wanted to know who Dumbledore was in the first place. Let a….

It's understandable why a minority that was treated as badly as blacks in this country have been for so long would, when they finally found themselve….

It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he….

Love does not conquer all..

Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and two: the power to make them disap….

Whoever needs the relationship less has all the power..

Failing to warn the citizens of a looming weapon of mass destruction- and that's what global warming is- in order to protect oil company profits, wel….

People like the Mormons and the Scientologists, who I think should combine and make a Mormontologist because what they believe is just so out there i….

If you came into the theater believing in the talking snake, it's kind of hard to leave the theater still believing in the talking snake..

Is it like gay men go into the priesthood because they figure, Well, this'll solve my problem. I can't be a homosexual in the priesthood; it'll just ….

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor..

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter..

You are what you do. It's about actions..