And he said that 47%-that's pretty high-47% of Americans are basically welfare bums who are mooching off the government. And then he said, 'My job is….

I think girls hate each other, no doesn't always mean no, you have to lie to stay married, women's sports are boring and the Olympics are gay..

You know, the only place in America where the millionaires and billionaires are predominantly liberal is here in Hollywood..

I said I didn't respect religion... and anyone who believes in fairy tales to answer questions that we can't answer... So I don't respect our religio….

If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it not drain one's motivation to improve life on earth whil….

The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system?.

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!.

The great thing about having been poor is how liberated it makes you if you eventually become rich. There's nothing like the knowledge that you don't….

This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo..

I'm not a joiner. I don't like organizations..

This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car..

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable and elevate it are intellectual s….

If nobody is clear on what you're protesting, it's not a protest. Thousands of people gathered in London this week to voice their disapproval of the ….

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the 'will of the people' goes out the window..

Don't you think that being a person of faith has become a third rail in American politics? If you want to run for president nowadays, you'd better ge….

Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price..

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!!.

Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that..

New Rule: President Bush must stop acting like WE'RE the idiots. He gives speech after speech, and the theme is always the same; 'What part of freedo….

Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and….

I'm guessing our soldiers are happy to be leaving Iraq. It is no fun being in a country where there's crumbling infrastructure and an ignorant popula….