The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this i….

Talk to women who've ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good..

Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government..

I don't dislike children, I just don't particularly want to be around with them a lot. Problem is, neither do their parents..

This is my question for conservatives: don't you want to live, too?.

Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks..

The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed..

Reverend Ted Haggard's followers still think he's not gay. I'm not kidding. In their world, there are no gay people. There are just straight people w….

I don't believe in a lot of things from the Bronze Age, but an eye for an eye does make a sort of symmetrical sense to me. I really believe that if s….

I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is..

Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing that men never think is, "Gee, you k….

Rick Santorum said this week that his 12-year-old could out-reason me about God. Look, I am not about to debate a home-schooled 12-year-old. I have e….

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what ….

The difference between a GOP convention and Comic-Con is that the people at Comic-Con have a much firmer grasp of reality..

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool..

Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he's a secret Republican..

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?.

The key to me, in religion, is just to treat it like it doesn't really matter. We have a Pope, we don't really believe him, we don't really listen to….

This Ted Cruz guy, I mean, he incurred the wrath, really, of his own party. They don't like him. Democrats hate him. Independents hate him. Republica….

Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh!.

I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what's wrong with….