Do you think it's possible that when we're on something like marijuana or mushrooms and we believe we're having a really spiritual experience that we….

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can'….

In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in the Vatican, wouldn't ….

Ronald Reagan basically legalized every illegal immigrant in this country. I just like to bring this up because every week I like to make Republican ….

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists..

Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he has to pretend to be a ….

I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?.

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation..

You can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people..

When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD. Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhe….

There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democr….

New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you loo….

What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?.

Even when [Federal Reserve Chairman Ben] Bernanke said the recession was over ... you think that would have been a bigger boom somewhere, but it seem….

Don't you miss the days when America was just morally bankrupt?.

McCain was introduced at the convention last night by his wife -- I won't say 'trophy wife' -- but she did $300,000 worth of clothes and jewelry on, ….

The answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach..

God makes trees, he doesn't write books..

Between trying to impeach Bill Clinton, Florida 2000, and the recall in California, I'm beginning to think that Republicans will do anything to win a….

I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices..

Since the Icelandic volcano obviously needs a virgin sacrifice and the Catholic Church obviously needs new leadership the Pope must volunteer to jump….