Occupation: Comedian Birth: January 20, 1956
I was brought up Catholic and we show my mom, my mother, my sister and then I take pains to explain on camera, that there were years after that where….
Every time somebody says 'Islamophobia' it gives the people who are intimidating cover..
Sam Harris made that great analogy. He said, 'If someone was talking into their hair dryer and claiming that they were speaking to God, they would ca….
I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush..
Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!.
The people [in the USA] are not very well informed. They certainly don`t know history. They certainly are not interested in foreign affairs very much….
Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithet….
You can refer to god and you are really just talking about nature. If you are going to say the universe is god, then everything is god, everything is….
If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too..
Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you know? And that's O….
People say I'm into black women. Robert De Niro is into black women. I'm just into women who are real, and they happen to be black..
Marvel Comics announced that the next Captain America will be black. He has the same powers as white Captain America, except he has to show I.D. when….
If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see th….
In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things..
We don't really have to make fun of religion - it makes fun of itself..
Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times..
If you think you have it tough, read history books..
The Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force. But it's an impersonal f….
I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing. Their answer to wealth inequ….
What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I'm not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they're anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens wor….
Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is..