You can't claim you're for peace if you're not willing to disturb it..

I think the right-wingers have to buddy up to the fact that either the minimum wage has to go up, and people get enough money to live, or you're alwa….

Have you ever met a war you didn't love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?.

Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome, you're going to have to w….

Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time things would turn out differently. Yes ….

Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full o….

Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles..

I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff..

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'.

I don't respect religon. I don't respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is..

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?.

Yes, in baseball when the team stinks, you fire the manager. But you don't fire him because it rains. And you don't let the opposing team choose a ne….

Denying racism is the new racism..

Death is nature's way of killing you..

I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't..

Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out because he….

In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas..

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time..

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this i….

Talk to women who've ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good..