Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a h….

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it..

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person..

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome..

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I….

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face..

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage..

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments..

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet..

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable..

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms..

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sor….

When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. ….

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you..

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die..

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make..

People are gonna think that MTV censored me, and they really didn't. I really wanted to try to make a show that didn't rely on offensive, edgy materi….

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface..

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it..

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist..