How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage..

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little ki….

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot..

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided t….

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now..

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors..

I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from peop….

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something..

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever..

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a h….

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it..

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I….

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face..

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage..

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments..

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet..

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable..

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms..

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sor….

When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. ….