For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet..

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms..

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face..

My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I'm going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sor….

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I….

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me..

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever..

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments..

I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome..

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a h….

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something..

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage..

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable..

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch..

In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to….

When life gets you down, make a comforter!.

What's that? My six song album entitled Bo Fo Sho is currently available on iTunes? With three songs that have never been heard on the internet? Uh, ….

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person..

People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'.

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it..