Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid..

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town..

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away..

It's the old American Double Standard, ya know: Say one thing, do somethin' different. And of course this country is founded on the double standard. ….

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just d….

A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not….

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat..

There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine ... been here 4 1/2 billion years. We've been here, what, a 100,000 years, maybe 200,000. ….

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that..

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day..

Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run….

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” an….

I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it..

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years..

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything..

Everyone smiles in the same language..

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success..