The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith..

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it..

Marriage: a souvenir of love..

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued..

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever..

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony -- but most of them are merely poor dodgers..

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living..

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way..

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one..

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it ….

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing..

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you..

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her..

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one..

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward..

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charmin….

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest..

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place..