There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of….

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one..

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad..

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds..

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to..

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman--and the rest of his life trying to get it back again?.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold ….

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his….

A fool and her money are soon courted..

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract--but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete..

Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified..

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant..

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes..

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks..

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet..

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time..

One man's folly is another man's wife..

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man..

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted..

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him..

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic..