My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo..

Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!.

My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory..

A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock..

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him..

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can..

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out..

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!.

A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!".

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places..

She has a wash and wear bridal gown..

On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?.

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away..

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!".

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea..

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery..

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out..

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win..

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake..