In South Korea, a scientist considered to be one of the pioneers in the field of cloning has been sentenced to two years in prison. At least, they th….

Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republi….

Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed ….

McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know t….

Hey, Barack Obama had to give up his Blackberry. He's the first wired president. ... He might have to give his Blackberry because of security reasons….

If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business..

Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God told him to run; now his wif….

President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn't this make you….

Ambition beats genius 99% of the time.

Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big house to an even bigger house..

A new poll shows only 3 percent strongly approve of the job Congress is doing, with a margin of error of 4 percent, so it's possible that "less than ….

A petition to have Justin Bieber deported got over 100,000 signatures, which means the White House now has to legally rule on it. So finally a chance….

Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can..

Dean's wife, Judith Steinberg, made a rare appearance with Dean. She's a doctor, so I guess they brought her in to stop the hemorrhaging..

According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox - his back was killing him from a….

Ratings for the XFL are so low that pretty soon they'll be able to address the viewers by name..

Today the Justice Department released e-mails where Walker criticized America. In the e-mails he said he never wanted to set foot in America again. S….

A second Homeland Security official has been arrested, a 49-year-old guy named Frank Figueroa, he was caught exposing and fondling himself to a teena….

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out..

I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark..

President Bush is now focusing on jobs. I think the one job he's focusing most on is his own. The White House is now backtracking from its prediction….