I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?.

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?.

San Francisco hosted the first medical marijuana job fair. The keynote speech was titled, 'Jobs and How to Avoid Getting One.'.

Yesterday Gary Condit spent the whole day attending an agricultural meeting. Boy, that's when you know a congressman's in real trouble: when he spend….

Well, there's a bright side to this for Ken Lay. You know, throughout the years Ken Lay has been a big campaign contributor to the Republican Party. ….

I saw something stupid in the paper today - a new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead, it slowly hit….

How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up?.

As you know, several times, McCain talked about serving his country in Vietnam, which is a nice change after 16 years and two presidents who could ne….

It happened again this week. Hundreds of people had to be evacuated from O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Seems every time somebody went through with a wea….

Studies show American students are becoming less proficient in math. Experts say we should have seen this coming, but nobody could put 2 and 2 togeth….

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out..

The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of ….

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11..

President Obama told the Irish people that America will always stand by them, to which Israel laughed..

President Bush said the other day the war is not about timetables. It's about winning. Hey, it worked in Florida..

Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed ….

Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?.

Folks, tomorrow America will get to hear those four words we've been waiting for: "Former president George Bush"..

The hot gossip in Washington is that Condoleezza Rice might have a new boyfriend. Secretary of State Rice is being linked to Canada's Foreign Ministe….

According to The New York Times, the mob has now gotten into Medicare fraud. But the good news is, when they do break your legs there's a good chance….

Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God told him to run; now his wif….