Occupation: Comedian Birth: April 28, 1950
Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has the most expensive hometown office rent - over $500,000 a year. She's in a one….
President Obama told a group of school children that broccoli was his favorite food, and they believed him. Then he told them Obamacare would reduce ….
Governor Gray Davis has asked the California state Supreme Court to delay the October recall vote because he says that's not enough time to put on a ….
French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to sur….
As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to tell everyone he picked Joe Biden as his vic….
Senator Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He's retiring..
The Bush administration has apparently approved a plan to oust Saddam Hussein. I think that's President Bush's Father's Day gift to his Dad..
Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for a….
Gray Davis got some good news this week: the Clintons are out here in California campaigning for him. Actually, Hillary is campaigning for Davis, Bil….
So, Wesley Clark is running for president. Pretty amazing guy. Four star general, first in his class at West Point, supreme commander of NATO, saw co….
When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking..
Another air traffic controller fell asleep on the job, but he had a good excuse. He was watching President Obama’s deficit speech..
Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency would r….
Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about ….
Ambition beats genius 99% of the time.
In South Korea, a scientist considered to be one of the pioneers in the field of cloning has been sentenced to two years in prison. At least, they th….
The latest report is that Osama bin Laden has shaved his beard, is wearing Western clothes and has had plastic surgery. Isn't that amazing? The guy h….
The New York Times has had fake stories. CBS has had fake stories. And now Newsweek had a fake story. You realize the only one that hasn't had to pri….
A second Homeland Security official has been arrested, a 49-year-old guy named Frank Figueroa, he was caught exposing and fondling himself to a teena….
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - ….
The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckles….