Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't ….

Barack Obama's daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way….

Hey, Barack Obama had to give up his Blackberry. He's the first wired president. ... He might have to give his Blackberry because of security reasons….

Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big house to an even bigger house..

Have you seen the cover of Newsweek? They have Martha Stewart on the cover, but it's not actually Martha. It's a doctored photo. They put Martha's he….

The Mars rover Curiosity has sent back images of some odd things on the surface of Mars, and some people think they could be UFOs. Here's my question….

Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them... I don't want my chokolate….

President Obama has announced a task force to review the tax codes. He's concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the ….

According to today's Los Angeles Times, Gray Davis now gets negative job ratings from white people, black people, Latinos, Republicans, Independents ….

If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business..

In the NFL, 31 players have been arrested just since the Super Bowl. In fact, a lot of teams are switching to the no-huddle offense because players a….

Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was a….

I looked up the word POLITICS in the dictionary, and it's actually a combination of two words: poli, which means 'many,' and tics, which means 'blood….

I believe engineers will save the world..

The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge of implementing it. ….

Today the Justice Department released e-mails where Walker criticized America. In the e-mails he said he never wanted to set foot in America again. S….

Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'.

McDonald's announced that it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know t….

Ratings for the XFL are so low that pretty soon they'll be able to address the viewers by name..

President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that off..

President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn't pronounce in countries he never knew existed..