The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street..

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable..

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married..

Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right..

Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them..

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you..

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny..

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book..

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity..

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking..

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends..