Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on..

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show..

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?.

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded..

A good listener is usually thinking about something else..

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before..

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket..

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork..

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband..

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience..

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things sha….