My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10 years in is very mutual, earned, and evolved….

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?.

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation..

I'm not a narcissist, but I definitely have gotten enough explosive narcissistic shrapnel from my father. I'm sort of wired that way, but I don't fee….

In a lot of ways, I'm seeking some sort of peace of mind for myself. I'm a fairly emotionally petty, resentful guy who has an inflated sense of himse….

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out..

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining..

I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing..

Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They mak….

I'm interested in the fact that comics are people who are oddly courageous in their desire and their commitment to sacrificing any sense of normalcy ….

We live in an age where people are like, "I'd love to catch up. Maybe text me later? But don't call because I don't really listen to my messages. But….

I find that if I don't do interviews, I get a little squirrely. I think that when you engage with someone else, or when you engage in something you'r….

I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out….

My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time..

I'm not a moron, but science fiction to me requires a suspension of disbelief and honest curiosity or fascination in that kind of bullshit. I've just….

You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television..

I'm a guy that after having experience in radio and stuff, if I can trust the people I'm working with, I get a real thrill with working with other pe….

It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long tim….

For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set ….

I remember seeing Richard Pryor's first movie; it was a midnight movie when I was in high school. I must have been about fifteen. It was one of the m….