I look at every book as a self-help book..

As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as po….

It's great to have people come out. I do worry, though. They know me very intimately, in a way, if they listen to my show; they know a lot about me..

I'm weird; I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people..

What comics sacrifice and what lives they live - I know that most of their lives, their adult lives, they're sitting around or walking around with no….

Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected to the world..

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah..

There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness..

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air..

Hopefully standup will become special again..

The next evolutionary step is into the screen..

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day..

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground..

There are a lot of things that I'm allowing myself to be, but it's a conscious effort to experience contentment for me. My brain doesn't do that natu….

Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone in particular on the air - ….

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me..

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice..

There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels lik….

I've become less angry and a little more humble by age and by experience and by going through the ups and downs of life..

I was married once before, and I stopped..

I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address politics..