Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfect guilt-free - indeed, sanctimonious - way for "progressives" to be racists..

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks..

I've never been able to get it straight about what these people who are worried about the trade deficit are worried about. When they say that we're b….

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers..

Bill Maher can be pretty good, except when he gets "important." Maher's all over the place politically..

I believe that Western civilization, after some disgusting glitches, has become almost civilized. I believe it is our first duty to protect that civi….

All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle..

The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, 'branches' since that would imply that there is somet….

Industrialization came to England but has since left..

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected..

The Constitution is an equally forthright piece of work and quite succinct ... giving the complete operating instructions for a nation of 250 million….

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system.

There's a very good reason that governments aren't supposed to compete with private-enterprise companies. Governments have monopolies on certain thin….

The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it..

The problem isn't a Congress that won't cut spending or a president who won't raise taxes. The problem is an American public with a bottomless sense ….

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year..

Gambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed chewing tobacco if you l….

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you..

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too..

Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the se….

That happy sense of purpose people have when standing up for a principle they haven't really been knocked down for yet..