At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useles….

You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism..

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please..

I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco..

Some women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture..

African famine is not a visitation of fate. It is largely man-made, and the men who made it are largely Africans..

I always thought there was some romance to that '30s leftist stuff, even though I'm a Republican..

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college..

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year..

America is the world's policeman, all right -- a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a "domestic disturbance..

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit being moral. Sc….

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues.".

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous thei….

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history, mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who lord it over t….

You can learn all about the human condition from covering the crime beat in a big city - you don't need to go to Beirut for that - but a foreign corr….

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay, and other ….

There is that kind of happiness. There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless….

Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spouse, no teen with a wrecked family car, no mayor o….

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner..

Remember that all tax revenue is the result of holding a gun to somebody's head. Not paying taxes is against the law. If you don't pay your taxes, yo….

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the nex….