The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide ….

Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world works. You can't set a story in the world you live in ….

It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate..

Knowing comedy is knowing human nature..

I'm not familiar with the metric system..

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself..

Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things..

If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple thea….

If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness..

The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It's great to hav….

When you put an album out, you can't do any material from the album if people are paying to see you..

I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming pe….

There's no destination. There's no getting anywhere. There's just the going. The key to life is to make the going really fun. Because people that are….

You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early '90s, whose acts were a pitch for a sitcom. A lot of them were very funny, but there's nothing worse t….

Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there is always someone who can think of ….

I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see..

I like confounding expectations. I can expand what it is I am able to do, and hopefully get to do more weird, interesting projects like this. There's….

I really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting. And I just want more interesting jobs. I just want to keep doing st….

Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes..

What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right, everything is very politicized these days….

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy..