Occupation: Comedian Birth: January 27, 1969
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term..
What I'm realizing as I get older is that a movie's mainstream success is just as unpredictable as a movie's cult success. Plenty of movies that are ….
You can be an amateur and have a passion for something, but it takes a long time to actually become a professional, meaning that you can handle any s….
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there myself under a pseudonym, because ….
I'm not familiar with the metric system..
Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on….
Just think of yourself as starting from zero every time. That's what I do with every new role. I'm at zero, and I'm going to do the work..
90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on..
There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell you smell, or one p….
Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. An….
Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wa….
I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats..
We're rewarding either the reality or the appearance of youth, which is why you have all these people in their fifties trying to act like they're sev….
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins..
I think the kind of person that gravitates toward New York is a person that's not so much focused on controlling exactly how they appear and how they….
To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain..
I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you..
Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things..
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong..
Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world works. You can't set a story in the world you live in ….
I hate all sidekicks..