Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions..

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits..

I've gotten very cynical and kind of anhedonic about all the things I have to do to get to do comedy: all the travel, hotels, and airports..

I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as a….

I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache..

One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown at South by Southwest. If I can help get their stu….

I'm such a bookworm, and I'm such a people-watcher. It took the Internet a while to catch on in Ireland, because the culture there is, you go to the ….

I'm so beyond genre, drama, comedies, I just want to do really good, interesting projects..

The truly great actors, like Charlize Theron, are just like, "I'm an actor. For hire. I show up, I do my job." There's no "I'm just waiting for the i….

I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day..

Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am..

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes..

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing..

I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have been really, really great comedians.….

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule..

You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your st….

I'm grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over. I have ….

I'm grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over..

People will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got..

To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain..