Occupation: Comedian Birth: January 27, 1969
It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now..
My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I'l….
I really had to imagine the kind of person that I would have been if I had never left my hometown... I don't think I would have been a very pleasant ….
If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness..
I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emotion and no fact. That's alwa….
What I was trying to say in that bit, without saying it out loud, is that there were things - you're right, everything is very politicized these days….
You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you're working on..
I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do..
What you want to worship above youth, I think, is beauty, and beauty is so beyond just appearances after a while. Because you can be with someone who….
There are times when I have to take, I call it a “silence bath,” where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and ….
A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who am I fooling? You win! I'm….
Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there is always someone who can think of ….
The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It's great to hav….
Beyond any role that I ever had, really early on as a stand-up, I would see actors decide to try it and they would bomb miserably. What I realized wa….
I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to change or evolve. You don't want to just keep doing variations on the same themes.….
There's something kind of beautiful about that pure love of things. Like, "I'll show that I love the thing I love by hating everything else.".
I love doing movies, but right now, television is the way Hollywood was in the late '60s and early '70s. The dream era I would have loved to have bee….
With acting, you see some of the kids are literally just off the street, untrained, and they are great. And others are off the street, untrained, and….
Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movie….
I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want to get into extended conversations with….
Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions..