Occupation: Comedian Birth: January 27, 1969
I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day..
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative than I am..
Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and letting shows develop on those terms rather than 'We….
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes..
Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I ….
Knowing comedy is knowing human nature..
I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad com….
Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the "Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're j….
In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing..
I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have been really, really great comedians.….
I know how my body operates differently from what it did when it was 30 and when it was 20. As unhealthy as I am, I'm weirdly aware of exactly how my….
I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck..
I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule..
The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide ….
I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming pe….
With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better be doing new stuff. ….
I love the beginning of Magnolia, the thing about the dealer. That scene is genius. Brilliantly acted..
You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early '90s, whose acts were a pitch for a sitcom. A lot of them were very funny, but there's nothing worse t….
You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your st….
I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy..
I'm grateful that I had that uphill battle for 10 years of going onstage and having nobody know who I was, because you have to win them over. I have ….