Occupation: Comedian Birth: January 27, 1969
A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who am I fooling? You win! I'm….
Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wa….
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprint….
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think….
If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness..
I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to change or evolve. You don't want to just keep doing variations on the same themes.….
You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you're working on..
When you put an album out, you can't do any material from the album if people are paying to see you..
Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous..
Even if it's other people, like on MySpace pages, we're just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world we're in..
There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell you smell, or one p….
Knowing comedy is knowing human nature..
I think the kind of person that gravitates toward New York is a person that's not so much focused on controlling exactly how they appear and how they….
Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. An….
I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I expre….
Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. So….
With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better be doing new stuff. ….
I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck..
My advice to you is be boring, square, asshole parents... When I have kids, the most recent CD I will own - Phil Collins, No Jacket Required, and I'l….
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world works. You can't set a story in the world you live in ….