Occupation: Comedienne Birth: July 17, 1917 Death: August 20, 2012
My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes..
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead..
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood..
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like..
You want to look younger... rent smaller children..