Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..

My wife said to me 'I hope you win... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone..

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny..

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would h….

After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'.

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness.'What is my purpose….

Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore..

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topic….

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived..

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level..

I've had people say to me, 'Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn't that proof positive of God?' Following that line of t….

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something..

My career has been my craziest adventure..

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent..

I have this mistress: show business..

In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing..

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite..

I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating..

I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while she does all the real-lif….

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lack….

Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be top-notch. It's HBO. On Men of ….