I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showin….

People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save mone….

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV ….

Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat..

I put myself on tape and the cool thing was that Martin Scorsese had never heard of me. He had never seen [Everybody Loves Raymond]. I was just an un….

You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborn….

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing..

If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all..

I lived at home till I was 29..

I can't complain about my career, that's for sure..

I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene..