Occupation: Comedian Birth: February 5, 1919 Death: July 13, 2006
Christopher Columbus, who said to Queen Isabella, No, you got it wrong! The world is round. You're flat! Never got a dinner!.
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!.
Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't….
Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles..
The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!.
There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing..
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!.
Some of the most famous people in history never got a dinner!.
The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!.
William Tell's son, Telly, who said as his father was pointing the bow and arrow at the apple on his head, There's gotta be an easier way to kill wor….
Peter Minuet, who said to the Indians in modern-day Manhattan, Will you accept a check from a Puerto Rican bank? Never got a dinner!.
Moses, who said to the Israelites, Stop calling me Charlton! Never got a dinner!.
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, who said to his tailor Irving, Forget the slacks - please work on the blazer! Never got a dinner!.
Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!.
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!.
Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, We'd better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!.
Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!.
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!.
Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!.
Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!.
Stan Musial, who said, Why didn't they make me the first Polish pope? I was such a good Cardinal. Never got a dinner!.