Eating is always a decision, nobody forces your hand to pick up food and put it into your mouth.
Albert EllisRead
If the Martians ever find out how human beings think, they'll kill themselves laughing.
Interpretation
The quote suggests that human thought processes are so peculiar that they would amuse extraterrestrial beings to the point of laughter.
Albert Ellis humorously implies that if Martians were to observe human thinking and behavior, they would find it so irrational and absurd that it would lead them to fits of laughter. This reflects not only on the peculiarities of human nature but also comments on how humans often view themselves through a critical lens. The quote encapsulates the irony of human existence by suggesting that our complexity might be amusingly incomprehensible to outsiders.
In practice
During a speech about the quirks of human nature at a comedy club.
Eating is always a decision, nobody forces your hand to pick up food and put it into your mouth.
Religious creeds encourage some of the craziest kinds of thoughts, emotions, and behaviors and favor severe manifestations of neurosis, borderline personality states, and sometimes even psychosis.
I had used eclectic therapy and behavior therapy on myself at the age of 19 to get over my fear of public speaking and of approaching young women in public.
If you would stop, really stop, damning yourself, others, and unkind conditions, you would find it almost impossible to upset yourself emotionally - about anything. Yes, anything.
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.
Attempts to help humans eliminate all self-ratings and views self-esteem as a self-defeating concept that encourages them to make conditional evaluations of self. Instead, it teaches people unconditional self-acceptance.
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.
The one unforgivable sin is to be boring.
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.
I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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