When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.

I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.

I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'