So many things I'm not, and so few things I am..
I only have control over what I do..
How can you hide from what never goes away? --Heraclitus.
Life isn't about what you get, it's about what you DO with what you get..
Better to be screwed physically than financially..
Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated..
Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..
Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?.
Money has no religion except itself..
I tell it like it is. I tell it like I see it. I tell it like I envision it. I tell it like I live it..
you couldn't talk yourself into love any more than you could talk yourelf out of it..
Start small and with your own money..
Improv is mostly what I've studied..
I never get recognised..
I do my best to love everybody.
I worked as hard as I could. I was always the first one on the ice, and the last one off..
I'm just someone who observes a lot..
No one actually lives as if there is no objective truth..
I'm staggered by the question of what it's like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am..
I'm not going to be remotely funny..
Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs..