What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card..

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

The public be damned..

The better I shoot, the less I have to maneuver..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian..

Standup comedians are attracted to one another because of their faults. So we're all kind of messed up in the same way, and once I was around a group….

But you don't have your druthers in life, do you?.

Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays..

I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool..

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul..

In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own show - no one casts you. Yo….

I wouldn't do anything if I didn't have something I was working for..

Everything in life has its price..

There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one….

Whatsoever is, is in God..

Our senses are always part of the process..

I intend to be me. Whatever that is..

Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more comedians kicking it hard the….

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..