Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

From my experience working with comedians, there is that competitive aspect. With actors, for instance, they don't want to look competitive even if t….

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..

Like many things, I am nothing..

I never thought I'd be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The '80s was huge for comedy in the US. Eddie Murphy blew me away….

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you..

I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that..

You make a movie for 9k for the freedom it allows you..

Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..

For my second match it's pretty good..

A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

Philosophers, comedians, and tipsy birthday celebrants all have proposed theories about why time seems to move increasingly swiftly as we grow older.….

In real life, comedians aren't funny..

That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

Celebrity is very weird..

I am, therefore there is a God..

I don't have anything to hide..