I don't like where I'm going and I don't like where I've been. Why am I in a hurry?.

You're always allowed to be better..

Anything you throw yourself into, you better get yourself out of..

We could have chopped down the sycamore with this..

I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're never going to b….

When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that..

You are either free or not free.

What You were Once, Was Also Because You Were Someone Else Before that.

I get happy very easily and very often..

I've always loved improv. It's my thing..

LIVE for LIFE, but let live everybody.

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..

For we put the thought of all that we love into all that we make..

Don't wallow in failure. Instead, learn from it..

Er-my-nee," Ron croaked unexpectedly from between them..

I've cooked just about everything really..

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware..

She'd loved him as much as he'd let her. More than he'd let her..

I'm unable to ignore the gift that God gave me, so I'm going to sing..

You always get apprehensive before you do shoots..

I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers..