Taiwan is the Republic of China, the Republic of China is Taiwan..

Sol Campbell there, using his strength. And that is his strength. His strength..

Life without learning is death..

I'm into women. I just really like women a lot..

In love there is no because..

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule..

Being comedian outside of performing, you're someone who's analyzing life, and thinking about it, and observing so much. In my opinion, it can make y….

I'm fully aware that every time I do anything, good or bad, somebody's watching..

When you are handed something instead of having to work for it, you don't respect it as much..

Don't make much ado about nothing..

I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say..

I just got called Nigel..

Start small and with your own money..

There's a lot of freedom for me living in L.A..

Success comes from what you do, not from what you say you are going to do..

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card..

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

The public be damned..

Bombing teaches you how badly you want to become a comedian. Because unless it's a burning desire, you'll quit when the consistent bombing becomes to….

The better I shoot, the less I have to maneuver..