A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

Philosophers, comedians, and tipsy birthday celebrants all have proposed theories about why time seems to move increasingly swiftly as we grow older.….

In real life, comedians aren't funny..

That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

Celebrity is very weird..

I am, therefore there is a God..

I don't have anything to hide..

I bleed like nobody else..

I've always loved to sing..

The physical part has a lot to do with the mental part..

Success feeds confidence..

I don't act to live. I live to act..

The only rule is there are no rules..

When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up o….

After that, work and hope. But never hope more than you work.

There is nothing you cannot do..

There are no slow retroviruses, only slow retrovirologists..

The whites are the same everywhere. I see them every day..

The patience is in the living. Time opens out to you..

That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett!.