But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny..

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly..

I never thought of myself as a writer..

Courage doesn't always roar..

I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It's all about progression..

Can you make yourself love? Can you make yourself loved? -Lena Kaligaris.

I liked the place I came from. But a lot of what I liked about it was that I had come from there..

If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like comedians to keep us laughing..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

When Cate Blanchett starts directing, it's over for all of us..

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at SNL, I tell people that everythin….

Kidney disease is a low-profile, unglamorous problem, a disease that disproportionately strikes minorities and the poor. Its celebrity spokesman is b….

Id rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman..

Do you not see the Madonna always beside the tabernacle?.

You must not allow yourself to be advised, cautioned, influenced, persuaded.

I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker..

It is up to us not to bury that potential we have..

Some things just have to be believed to be seen..

I have wished you something None of the others would..

Maybe I am not French, maybe I am from nowhere..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..